Name: Keith
AkA: DilutedLife
Age (dob): 01/02/83
Location: Sun Prairie, Wi
Down Since: Milenko
Website(s): DilutedLife, ClownicusJuggamus, SpaceTravelers.Info
Aim: DietShangrila
YiM: DilutedXLife

Fav. Artist: Insane Clown Posse
Fav Cd: Closed Casket / Hells Pit / Repentance / Dirty History
Fav Jokers Card: Hells Pit (wraith)
Fav Song: Mr Johnson's Head
Fav Quote: "I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school, school never liked me, cool"

About: Sappnin mutha fakkos, as you prolly have figured out, i'm the webmaster of this website, i work as a frozen manager at a grocery store, i try to work out 5 days a week, i've been with my current gf for 3 years on nov 19th 2004, i like fucking her very much (i love you!!!), also like lookin at pornographic web sites that feature various naked women sucking cock and gettin it ON, mwuahaha. Anyways, i'm also interested in space, life, social situations, i plan on being a psychologist or counsler down the road, but not until i get the rest of my shit in order.

Props: Props to all the homies who are still down, and still keep contact, ellen you're the shit, you always will be, as a friend I love the shit out of you, carolyn you're always there, always sweet and kind, much love to you, brandy, we don't talk much anymore, cuz we're both workin and busy n shit, but I still love ya, you're my homie, always will be, down for life, MFKL, Nick, not a juggalo, but you've always stayed my friend, always down to play starcraft, Jay, Avio, ya'll still talk to me time to time, but you've been my homies, total freshness, Brandi with an I, not a juggalo neither, but fuck that, you still get props, cuz you been down with me since highschool, and that means a lot. Some other people of note, Shay Shay, Nexxy, Kkilla, Stevo, and everybody else who's still cool. And last, not least, but most important, my girlfriend of 3 years, i love you most of all, forever. We put up with so much of each others shit, thats what real love is. Thank you for filling the void. Anybody I forgot, my bad, email me and lemme know.